Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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