Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
as a side note pls kill me
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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