Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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