gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
