His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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