You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
what day is it and did you see me today?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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