I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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