He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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