i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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