Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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