People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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