so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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