Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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