U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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