im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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