Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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