His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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