that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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