He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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