His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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