We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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