white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
you traded sex for a burrito?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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