the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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