I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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