What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
