Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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