Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
So vagazzling was a success
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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