you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Still dying that you shit outside
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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