it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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