To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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