I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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