I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
