I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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