With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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