Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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