Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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