Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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