Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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