There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
