Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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