You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Randomize
