k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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