I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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