This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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