my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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