No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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