Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
