she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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