ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
