May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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