i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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